imagine if the arctic monkeys didn’t become a band but just like. designed holidays cards instead. imagine reading a valentines card that said ‘I wanna be ur vacuum cleaner, breathing in ur dust’ like what the fucj
“you don’t look depressed though”
oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today
It’s National Coffee Day which means we have a pleasant reminder that drugs are okay as long as they increase your efficiency and productivity uwu capitalism!